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Shit!
A red line,
on the Carpet, drop drop,
oh no, eh
I think it’s my time of the month
When all my menses start to rush, start to rush out
Can’t take these fucking cramps, Too ragged to think, oh man — Where are my keys? I must go home
What’s going on with my flow?
I’d love a hysterectomy, I can’t see straight anymore
Keep it cool,
What’s the day of the month? — I’m feeling bloated, but it’s alright, I’m alright
Just cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps
I just wrecked my lingerie,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
j-j-Just cramps, Cramps, cramps, just, j-j--Just cramps
Wish I could find a playtex now,
oh-oh-oh
Instead I turn my shirt inside-out. (plug it up, bitch)
Contort in estrual pains, woes of the womb they say — I’ll eat all the Ho-Ho’s® tonight
yum, yum, yum, yum
What’s going on with my flow?
I’d love a hysterectomy, I can’t see straight anymore
Keep it cool,
What’s the day of the month? — I’m feeling bloated, but it’s alright, I’m alright
Just cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps
I just wrecked my lingerie,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
j-j-Just cramps, Cramps, cramps, just, j-j--Just cramps
When I come home, to her Aunt Flo, comin’ from the grocery store
With a bagful of Zig-Zags®, chocolates, & cotton corks
And I plan to get real high, gonna be smokin’ up like like a car
I’ma hit that shit, ‘til it’s cashed, then pack in some more, yeah
Shawty, I can see that you’re in so much agony
The way you’re twisting from them hips round & ’round
And now there’s no reason at all why you can’t smoke some KB
It’ll help the pain or would you rather be breakin’ down in
Cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps
I just wrecked my lingerie,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps
I just wrecked my lingerie,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
j-j-Just cramps, Cramps, cramps, just, j-j--Just cramps
Woo!
Let’s flow!
Hysteric, pissed, half psychotic
The Kindest Bud is the chronic
Hysteric, pissed, half psychotic
My best friend is the chronic
Hysteric, pissed, half psychotic
The Kindest Bud is the chronic
Hysteric, pissed, half psychotic
My best friend is the chronic
Go! Use your fingers, roll it up, lick it, hustle
I got it, just move close enough to hit it
Don’t slob! Smoke it clean down to the roach, then put the left-ove(rs) In your bong-o
(I got it, Now Clear it)
Just cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps
I just wrecked my lingerie,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Just cramps
I just wrecked my lingerie,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Cramps,
gonna bleed all day,
da da doo-doo-mmm
Cramps, cramps, just, j-j--Just cramps |